Life can be a load of horse shit! So, grab a shovel and start digging. ~ Mark Weaver (me)

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I am not sure about the universe. ~ Albert Einstein

Sometimes the squeaky wheel doesn’t need the grease, it needs replaced. ~ Jessica Opert

If the blind lead the blind, both fall into the ditch. ~ Jesus Christ

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her a bit of crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. ~ Unknown

There are two things in this life that are certain: (1) God’s love is infinite and forever no matter what? (2) The hubris of politicians (especially in America) knows no boundaries. The first will give you life and nourish you; the second will most definitely end us all. ~ Mark Weaver

Birds of a feather flock together . . . .and then shit on your car. ~ Unknown

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words ‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together it spells ‘Theirs…’ ~ Unknown

You keep doing that and your face is going to stay that way! ~ Mom

2 Replies to “My Favorite Quotes”

  1. Insightful? Guess it was everything you and mom poured into me just took a while to finish cooking.

    No Picture: haven’t quite figured that one out yet.

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