What’s the difference between the current state of our government and a severe case of constipation? The answer is simple: the size and severity of the case. Both are completely backed up with massive amounts of crap that won’t come out thus bringing sweet relief, and both require some sort of assistance to bring relief.
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I’m sure by now everyone has seen the emails circulating around the internet; you know the ones… the messages that come with about 12 to 20 images of people shopping at their local Wal-mart. What gets me is how do some of these folks get past security to even get through the front door? I’m not convinced they should be allowed to run loose let alone be by themselves. These people scare me! Which is why, when my wife shops at Wal-mart I keep my behind in the car.
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Why are there 72 virgins?
What if there were only 20, or 10, or just 1?
What’s so special about the number 72 and why are they only promised to martyrs?…
Continue ReadingU.S. and Them…
I know it’s hard to believe, but We The People find ourselves completely disconnected from our so-called representatives in Washington. What I mean by that specifically is this: there are democrats, republicans and then there’s the rest of U.S..
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